Category Archives: funny / not funny

is to stop blowing my goddamn nose. all day, everyday for three weeks is enough already.

never make a big goddamn deal out of picture day (or anything else for that matter) because it will backfire all over you and your stupid excitement.

where i already had a break down and a shot of bourbon and it’s only 10am. mom of the year?

this fucking time change is the fucking worst. i can’t sleep past 5am which wouldn’t be a bad thing if i could get up and go for a ride but i can’t because Watty also can’t sleep past 5am. so … Continue reading →

mornings. are stupid. mornings. banging my head against the wall. mornings. will i ever get it right? mornings. picking up the little body off the floor. mornings. wiping away the tears because i did it wrong again. mornings. bargaining. mornings. … Continue reading →

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next time i decide i want bangs, after years of growing them out, i hope someone bludgeons me. and when i wake up i will have been purged of the worst idea in the world.

New York/Brooklyn/baby bound but until i get back enjoy this drunken baby. love, muff http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw